About Us

Our Approach

Bad Human, No! is a product of twenty five years of small animal and exotic veterinary practice. My lifelong mission as a veterinarian is to keep my patients as safe and healthy as possible. My favored way of doing this is to commit to preventative medicine.

I know that when people are armed with the data that they need to make informed decisions that everyone benefits.

I also know that most of us do not have the time to delve into the web to find accurate answers to our questions.

I hope that Bad Human, No! will be a quick and helpful resource for every person who enjoys the company of a cat or dog!

Our Story

I thought an app like Bad Human, No! probably already existed as I was formulating my treatment plan for ‘Angie’ a ten year old Rottweiler Mix whose owner had accidently poisoned her with Aleve. Fortunately for ‘Angie’ her human called my office and asked if this was safe, AFTER he had given her the drug. ‘Angie’ suffers from arthritis and he had run out of her prescription medication. He thought, “I take Aleve, I’ll give it to ‘Angie’.

Once he had rushed her down to my veterinary hospital we were able to circumvent kidney failure with aggressive treatment. We could not prevent the bleeding ulcer; but were able to treat it and ‘Angie’ made a full recovery.

This incident very easily could have gone the other way. 

That is when I searched for an app that I could recommend to my clients as a preventative resource.

There are vast quantities of data on the web. I found no one place, however, that dispensed the information that I thought would help my patient and clients in a fast, effective manner.

Thus Bad Human, No! was born 😊!

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Meet the Team


Mari Delaney

Founder & CEO

Dr. Delaney is a graduate of Cornell University. She received her Bachelor of Science with honors in 1988 and her Doctorate of Veterinary Medicine in 1992. She briefly pursued a PhD. but came to her senses and began practicing small animal and exotic veterinary medicine in the Elmira, NY area.


Melissa Hong


Melissa has been a freelance programmer for 3 years in the following areas: Javascript, Java, Python, HTML, CSS, PHP, iOS mobile, Android mobile, SQL, Wix, WordPress, Squarespace, Mailchimp, SEO optimization, and Adobe Suite.

Where do I download the app?

Come check out the app today in the App Store!